after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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