My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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