What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I'm really busy with my period
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