thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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