Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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