I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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