i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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