Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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