Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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