Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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