My room smells like vodka and shame
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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