Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals