Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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