On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
bring money and cleavage
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone