party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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