Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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