So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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