from now on my penis is your penis
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My dick has a subreddit
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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