I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
there is glitter all over my balls
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