why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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