its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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