The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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