I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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