As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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