I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The air taste purple.
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