And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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