How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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