It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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