When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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