how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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