He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
