Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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