I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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