The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My penis needs a shock collar
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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