At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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