Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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