I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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