Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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