Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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