I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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