Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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