Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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