They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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