At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He felt like a one man threesome
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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