Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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