isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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