wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just google imaged poop.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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