Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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