i permit you to call me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
