he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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