I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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