I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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