I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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