I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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