I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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