pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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